PLUS: Nuke problems, famous Kennedys, and mineral rights
PLUS: Land swaps, DNIs, and name changes
PLUS: Guest houses, pause buttons, and popularity contests
PLUS: Shrinkage, shutdowns, and sovereign wealth funds
PLUS: Hostages, borders, and the DNC's new man
PLUS: A vibe shift, weird onesies, and America's birthday bash
PLUS: Coffee, citizenship, and the Cabinet
PLUS: MLK Day, rain checks, and moving plans
PLUS: A hostage deal, a terror list, and red dye (RIP)
PLUS: Biden's goodbye, Census woes, and Havana syndrome
PLUS: National mourning, medical debt, and Greenland
PLUS: Carter's funeral, office lotteries, and Biden bestowals
