PLUS: Mummified monkeys, Manchin/Romney, and Putin's endorsement
PLUS: A hospital switcheroo and a Russian wanted list
PLUS: Senators, Secessionists, and Spies
PLUS: Ratings gold, Putin, un-endorsements, & SpongeBob
PLUS: The Secret Service, the lottery, and the Streisand effect
PLUS: Grand gestures, embarrassing losses, and landslide victories
PLUS: Disney loses, the U.S. wants revenge, and a very embarrassing story
PLUS: Amelia Earhart, floppy disks, and brain implants
PLUS: Rich people, drive-bys, and liquor stores